At our midwife visit yesterday we discussed what to expect after the birth:
Midwife: And you might want to buy some Depends, since they’re super absorbent….
Me: You’d never let me live that down, would you, Mr. Fizz?
Mr. Fizz: Nope.
Midwife: Sometimes maxi-pads – did he just say NO?
Me and Mr. Fizz: Yup!